Friday, 20 November 2015

Religion is the Enemy

Before I say anything, I should say this: I used to be a very religious person.

But now, for me there’s almost nothing as repulsive as this: religion. By ‘Religion’ here I mean a ritualistic, legalistic conception of God and worship which always reveals itself, in those who have it, as judgemental, arrogant, sanctimonious, closed-minded, hypocritical and outright annoying.
It is religion that has got some Muslims blowing up cities and wreaking dastardly havoc in ‘holy’ jihad as a means to heaven where it is claimed scores of eager virgins await them. It is religion that has had Christians execute violence on lesbians and homosexuals in a bid to defend their faith and stamp out the ‘abomination’.

Because I believe and worship Jesus, I will here focus on Christian ‘religion’ and how irritating it is. You meet someone for the first time and in less than three minutes they have said ‘God bless you’ ‘we bless God, and ‘it is well’, almost half a dozen times all unsolicited and often needless. As a personal note, I never take such people seriously. Not even as serious Christians.

Christian ‘religion’ is a sin hunter always searching for, pointing fingers and detecting ‘new’ sins in people. Many of our pulpits play host to men and women very experienced and well versed in the art of filthy rags. I speak of the art of self righteousness. They preach more of what THEY do, how much THEY pray, fast, give thanks, praise, etc, to get results and they rarely ever talk of what Jesus our Christ has already done for ALL OF US on that sinner’s cross He endured, which really is the fountain and source of EVERY result/blessing we will ever get.

It is such religious Christians who instruct the polygamous man who receives Christ in a polygamous state and joins their church to discard his other legally married wives and maintain only the first. Please if your pastor is like that, ask them to show you where that is in the Bible. It is such people who say there are no genuinely saved people in the mainstream entertainment industry (as a pastor of a popular church denomination said to me on my first day of marriage counselling), it is such people who say women/men who wear gold or other jewellery are condemned, it is such people who say those of us who are not teetotallers are committing a sin as some senior pastor friend of mine of the same denomination recently accused me of. I do not advocate drunkenness or irresponsible drinking and guess what, nobody does! Even the ‘world’ abhors drunkenness! But when you say that the very drinking of alcohol is a sin, then you are the sinner because you are a liar! No where does the Bible say that.

You know what I have found out? Mahatma Gandhi was right when he said ‘the whole world would be Christians but for the Christians themselves’. I sincerely believe in the potency of Jesus’ death and resurrection to save the lost, heal all brokenness and addictions and give us eternal life, but we, Christians, have ceased to present Christ’s liberty and salvation, insisting on the proclamation of laws, doctrines and superficial character modification which lands us right in the lap of that thing called religion. 

Religion is a demon and when we let religion possess us, we become the very enemies of the gospel we claim to love.


Friday, 24 April 2015

The Random Musings of A Bored Philosopher


I believe in God.
I believe in my country, Nigeria
I believe Nigeria’s outgoing First Lady was spot on when she wailed ‘There is God o!’
I believe Nigeria is presently not a country many Nigerians are quite proud of, except for a few Martin Luther King Juniors who yet have a dream that ‘one day…’
I believe in creationism. The Universe is too ordered to have begun from a chaos which itself had no cause.
I believe in freewill
I believe much of the evil in our world is because man has this freewill to choose to do good or wreak havoc.
I understand agnosticism and I can relate to it
Atheism, on the other hand, I think is the height of arrogance which of course is ignorance inflated.
I believe in love, romance, you know? That universal stuff that entire music genres are made of?
I believe in living life to the fullest which, for me, means discovering and pursuing that purpose beating inside your chest.

I believe in laughter, loving life and having fun.
And yes I believe sex is fun and it was God’s idea. Yayyy!
Sex, I believe, is most fulfilling (emotionally and spiritually) in the context of marriage (regardless of how many times I have personally done contrary).
And speaking of marriage, I believe it should be between a man and a woman.
By the way, I believe in Jesus as Christ.
Therefore I am CHRISTian.
Yet I believe much of organized Christianity has been, and still is ‘anti’ Christ. E.g. The Crusades, The anti-abortion crusades in America, the violence towards and resentment of gays and lesbians globally, etc.
I believe homosexuality is not just a sin but an abomination before God.
Yet I believe God loves homosexuals, strippers, porn stars, etc, just as much as He loves me.
And who says I can’t have an alcoholic drink because I’m a Christian? I believe it’s the preachers (most of them) who say so. Have you ever wondered why Jesus’ haters called him a ‘winebibber?’  

However, I believe no one (Christian or not) should get drunk or high, or permit themselves to get out of control even if it’s now trendy to be ‘turnt up or what!’
By the way, I believe Korede Bello has a right to praise God.
I believe in one undivided Nigeria.
Handover approaches and the ‘people’s General’ has nothing to fear. Nothing but his four-eyed senior colleague from the state whose name rhymes with palaver.
I believe exciting times are right ahead… 
And I’m excited!